Cause I can

Just to prove Serdic wrong, here we go...

The Love Survey
1. Do you believe in love at first sight?
I believe in attraction - love takes work, commitment and faith. Hard to have that without any history. Love grows day after day, it's not a binary thing.

2. Courtney Love or Jennifer Love Hewitt?
Eh, neither.

3. If you were a candy heart, what would your saying read?
Eat me. (credit: Lewis Carroll)

4. If you loved someone so much, would you get their name tattooed on your body?
One doesn't have much to do with the other IMHO.

5. Do you think love hurts or stinks?
Both. When it stinks a lot, it can hurt. When it hurts a lot, that really stinks.

6. Who would you take a bullet for?
My wife, my family, my friends. Everyone else can take their own damn bullet.

7. Do you know what love is?
Yes. It's the little things. (note: 'the big things' are also included)

8. Have you ever had your heart broken?
Yep - harsh. In the end, it's worth it (re: would you take a bullet for...)

9. Cinnamon hearts or a heart box of chocolate?
Chocolate.

10. Have you ever used a dating service?
No.

11. What are you most attracted to in the opposite sex?
Three B's. Brains, boobs, brilliant smile (Check, check and check).

12. What turns off the attraction for you?
Constant and incessant bitchiness. Oh, and a kick to the nads does it too.

13. Question deleted.
Hmmm... I wonder what it was.
EDIT: 13. Does Joanie love Chiachi?
EDIT: Both exist only as TV characters, therefore their love was not real.

14. Ever play Spin the Bottle or 5 minutes in the closet?
No, not really. Does anyone actually play those games?

15. From Russia with Love, or The Spy who Loved Me?
FRWL - no one could do chauvinism like Connery.

16. How could someone prove their love to you?
The response from 'can you get me a beer?' is a good yard stick :)

17. Is their anybody who loves you, but is too afraid to tell you?
Not that I'm aware of.

18. What is your favourite dessert?
Apple crumble and peach cobbler.

19. Food rubs or back rubs?
Is that supposed to be foot rubs? In any case - yes please.

20. What is your favourite love song?
Tough. 'Sin' by Nine Inch Nails is always a classic. 'Something I can never have' is another.

21. Tag 5 people to answer this.
Nah, but perhaps we'll see a few others pick it up (RJA, Britgal etc)