Sitting

To the tune of Otis Redding's The Dock of the Bay

Sittin' on the kingly throne
I'll be sittin' when the evenin' done
Watching the exhaust fan spin
And then I'll fart again

I'm sitting on the pot in the loo
Watching the fan as I do
Ooo I'm sitting on the pot in the loo
Wastin' time

Sittin' here resting my bones
And this fartiness won't leave me alone
It's two thousand flushes of brown
Just to make this log go down

Now I'm just gonna sit on the pot in the loo
Watching the fan as I do
Ooo I'm sitting on the pot in the loo
Feeling sublime

Look like nothing's gonna change
I'm passing gas all the same
I've choked ten people doing what I do
So I gas the rest just the same

I've left my movie going on
Headed for relief from the day
Make sure I've shut the door
Nothing left to do but pray

Now I'm just gonna sit on the pot in the loo
Watching the fan as I do
Ooo I'm sitting on the pot in the loo
Feeling sublime

-Null